Really flat today can someone amuse me?
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This is a glorious meme! Can I share it on lemmy?
I mean… thats where i got it from. Yarr!
Haha thanks
I don’t really know any jokes but maybe a random comic strip can help the cause (had to dig for something I haven’t downloaded from Lemmy):
Haha as a cat mom I approve
I’m all out of funny but I want to let you know I’ve been seeing you a lot on lemmy lately and I appreciate that you are part of this community.
That’s a really nice thing to say. Just doing my bit to get Lemmy going
Have you watched The Owl House? That show always cheers me up with its wholesomeness
I’d not heard of that thanks!
one of my favs…
a guy and a little girl are walking through a dark wood in the dead of night. they walk and walk. at one point, the little girl says “mister, its dark and im scared!”. the guys says, “how do you think i feel, i gotta walk out of here alone!”.
I groaned brilliant
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing. Eggs don’t talk.
What did the muffin say to the other muffin?
OMG I CAN TALK!
Haha 😄
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Haha I like that one
This one always makes me smile. “Shitty old bitch” is permanently embedded in my vocabulary.
What’s the difference between a heroin addict and a meth addict? A heroin addict will steal your stuff and chill; a meth addict will steal your stuff and then help you look for it.
I would show you the laughable perl code I’m working on these days, but there’s a 50/50 chance it’ll backfire and make your day worse.
hey cool! I met Larry at the very first perl conference in the 90’s, it warms me to my core to see folks still use this lovely language.
Tell granny what version you’re up to!
Last time I was worried about the version was a long time ago, but I remember at one point manually upgrading to 5.6.0 because of some specific feature. Other than that I’ve mostly used the system default ever since I first started working with CGI back in 1998.
I still use it for the simple reason that it’s the language I know best, and I can hack together what I need without reading up documentation in order to invoke whatever superstitious practices some languages consider “good karma” (looking at you there, python).
Hope this cheers you up even just a bit!🤗🍀💖
I was talking to a friend earlier today. Both me and my friend have played in bands in our youth, and were swapping war stories about those days. I was reminded of this fun anecdote:
There was one gig where the band I was in played at a tiny little all-day festival somewhere in Belgium, and the stage setup was really messy. The guitarist trod on the power cable to my keyboard, and pulled it so that it interrupted the power, but only for a split second. This reset it to its default settings, losing all the custom sounds I’d set up for some of the buttons. And, to my horror, causing it to play a samba demo song instead of the backing sequence I’d programmed when I pressed one of those preset buttons. This did not blend nicely at all with the gothic metal we were in the middle of playing.
Also, this was a summer festival and we were playing at the height of the midafternoon heat
… in leather trousers, big ruffle shirts and black mesh tops.
Have you ever seen goths sweat the white foundation off their faces?
I’m an alt girl so I can imagine the whole thing! Nice one
