This reads like more AI slop. I miss when Jalopnik had real articles.

*they’re

I’ll die on this every day and twice in Friday

Another failure to add to Trump’s extensive list.

Police aren’t here for for the common citizen, they’re for sale to the highest bidder like everything else in this shit hole of United States of Capitalism. Fuck the police. ACAB.

Found the Tesla bot.

Una Watch from a small team in Ireland has a promising vision for those who want to rid themselves of Google. I had a Fitbit step tracker that didn’t fit into Google’s plans so they made it unusable after Fitbit cashed out.

I’m glad Fitbit got paid but that doesn’t mean we’re stuck with Google.

This your first time getting high?

It’s a great time to remove people who refuse to see the emperor has no clothes from your life.

And we’re back to what TV used to be, millions of ad-supported channels no one cares about except people who just want background noise. Time really is a flat circle.

Grifts all the way down.

Fuck she’s cool

23 - woman I was dating at the time introduced me to it. I miss her.

Like anything Trump, I’d get the money up front.

Someone just say the racist old man is a racist old man with racist views. But then they would be the target of attacks for “not being civil” to the racist. This country sucks.