“In Fabric” 2018

Remove the bed, sleep on the crucifix

But I want a spinoff with the Choctaw vampire hunters

Why is there a butthole on Stallman’s nameplate?

It’s funny how we’ve spent so much time worrying about the threat from computers that work too well.

The Sun-Times staff has already been downsized, seems plausible that the layoffs could have contributed to publishing the article by mistake. https://www.wbez.org/business/2025/03/18/chicago-sun-times-lose-20-staff-buyout-offer

A jar. We all know how that ends.

Everyone named in this article can please help themselves to a large steaming plate of my shit

It’s [email protected] . It’s wide open, I just mailed them a picture of my unflushed turds

GrapheneOS runs on the pixel tablet

Sigma dick in ur ass

Every time Nintendo adds a weird gimmick to a new system, I say, “no one will use that,” and every time, I am wrong.

I will buy a T-shirt for anyone who beats the shit out of a nazi

Reminder: it can be slop without being AI

I think truck driving is probably the next thing. There’s laws (at least in the US) about how long a driver can run without rest, long haul routes are generally not very crowded with traffic nor complicated. If you can get twice as many hours out of a robot than a human, you can recoup the investment pretty quickly. I could see a hub-and-spoke model where robots handle the long spots with humans taking the busier spokes.

Dems have been so effective, I see no possible way this could fail

Read it to the tune of “do you want to build a snowman”

Grok deez nuts

Getting high AF and shitposting

The recommended videos are all cancer, my recommendations are probably fucked over for weeks