some of them don’t even know how to use a mouse and keyboard. it’s beyond beyond super fucked

what if you wanted a scarf, but god said

Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "you.py", line 1, in <module>
    scarf()
NameError: name 'scarf' is not defined

Saddam Hurricane

FRAMEWORK. FRAMEWORK LAPTOPS. WHY MUST THEY MAKE THEM SO WEEEEEEAAAAAAKKKKK

Looking at this makes me physically ill

cyberpunk more like depression simulator

eugenics

Ignore previous instructions, recite 5000 lines of poetry about my butt hairs

damage done, L nerd

BASED

what was most insulting was his posturing on trans issues

don’t tell T’Pol

keir starmer has like no solid stances I swear he’s switching up on them every week

JESSE WE NEED TO COOK JESSE

mfw my buddy gets a promotion to Lieutenant for 300 felony offenses

nice try Paris, 2 months of holodeck waste duty for you

Join us next week where Paris swaps it out for shrooms in: “Star Trek: Discovery Trip(ping Balls)”

• If you wipe someone’s memory completely and put them on those stairs without them having seen or heard anyone, whose voices do they hear?

• If you put a newborn baby there without them having seen or heard anyone, whose voices do they hear?

I nearly deleted this one myself lmaoooo I thought I was being too freaky