I love feeding swans. They hiss a lot but they’ve never attacked me. They’re just big enough to fight back if they need to so they’re not all that skittish but when they’re not nesting they’re all bark no bite in my experience unless maybe you try to pet them or some other stupid shit 😅

Elephants and Koalas both aren’t ruminants but eat mostly leaves so there’s usually plenty of only partly digested plant material in their stool. I don’t think elephants technically need to do this though (unlike some smaller animals like rabbits which eat their own shit as an important part of their digestion process).

Close! Actually they eat their mother’s shit.

Attaching a different crank to a safety can opener yourself would probably do the trick.

My man is so overworked he accidentaly spoke the truth for the first time in months :(

That’s unfortunately quite a funny thing to respond to Trump

Jesus healed his third arm away

Time to bring the deported protesters back then right?

😏

This oughta get the message across

Edit:

It did not.

EMPs and drone jammers are both remarkably simple to DIY

How does society react to this?

Finally a topic where he’s an actual authority

Nutsack strays

The humble shroom trip:

You’re lactose intolerant

You can give moving public speeches

The universe could just as well be made of only one type of matter. The fact that certain particles attract each other is miraculous in and of itself. It’s what facilitates complex matter and ultimately life. It’s also a funamental law upon which brains have evolved. It’s everything but absurd.

You shift by magically turning yourself inside out ass first