He’s either poor af or fucking massive!

Aw, the ship looks really bummed about it, too

I mean… People still say “movie” which was short form for “moving pictures”

My kids: “like… sellotape?”

That’s clearly a stew and not a soup. I will die on this hill.

You never heard of ollama or docker model runner?

Brian Tyler Cohen doesn’t always respond to tweets. But when he does, he responds to tweets by Brian Tyler Cohen.

And then, bewilderingly, re-elect you.

Oh no! If they take out Doncaster, who will eat all the Gregg’s?

Sources?

Damn, I thought I was the only one…

Population collapse is also occurring in communist countries. China additionally scuppered themselves by previously putting taxes on multi-child families to get ahead of overpopulation and in doing so accelerated the collapse of the working population ahead of that in capitalist countries.

It’s a problem that there will be fewer people in the generation below ours to support our generation in our dotage. This problem is the same regardless of your economic model. Fewer people in the working pool and more people sick and elderly is a bad time.

Teen could never enjoy life because their mom is the kind of person who sues porn sites rather than having a conversation about masturbation and sexual health with her child.

FTFY

Yeah see all we have to do is all say no. If nobody buys at stupid ridiculous prices then nobody will sell for stupid ridiculous prices. Value is what people are willing to pay, and I am not willing to pay nearly half a million quid for a basic-ass house.

It’s the owner of the water park, obviously. He wants to scare the people away from the hotel to drive the price down so he can add it to his estate. Duh…

I like to think he’s saying “your infant wasn’t baptised, so I’m taking it straight to the fires of hell for an eternity of torture. Don’t forget that I am love.”

Apologetic for taking a compelling, downy shit on your porch.

As a person who cannot unhook my jaw in the same way that a snake is able to, I am all for the idea of wider, flatter burgers.

Aw mate, bacon maple syrup pancakes. 😘🤌