That’s where the DEATH BREATHERS live

We don’t want no Trump loving conservatives taking power. Poivrière is pretending he’s against Trump now but nobody is buying that. He would sell canada in a heartbeat

Bro why u gotta bring up Nicole! /s

Invite Trump but leave him out of most things. Like do it on purpose, all the world leaders should just go chill and have a coffee somwhere secret, but he has another room with a giant chair and 1000 cameras where he can “adresss the world”. Live feed it straight to the coffee room.

The freshest Akira variant uses old-timey encryption method vulnerable to brute-force methods

It breaks old-timey encryption.

There’s a butterfly meme to make here, not sure if it should be aimed at the scammer or the reposts

Just like they used to tell the people in the soviet Union. They all knew it wasn’t true but they thought it wasn’t true in america either, and everyone was pretending to be happy. Someone coined the term: hypernormalization. Trump will gaslight everyone into thinking everything is perfect. Just like when that lady proudly claimed “it is a well know fact it’s the gulf of america”.

Doesn’t really matter. The important bit is he has no idea either. (It’s likely the former and he’s blaming the weirdos trying to get in)

I wouldn’t know i don’t watch Fox news.

Only if you read various news sources. If you focus on a handful of tabloids, everything is going great and theyve saved the country already

Who is surprised people aren’t getting treated fairly at tiktok?

Edit: anyone?

Leopards eat faces

I’m surprised all the military and “thank you for your service” people aren’t freaking out about this. I guess theyre busy eating crayons.

Ooo nice

There are only two kinds of haircuts: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody has.

Yeah ideally once an hour you get up and bring something far away into focus for a bit, stretch your eyes the other way. Stretching whatever else whenever you can etc…

I changed my typing habits too.

A man of culture. One of a kind

Legend. We have the same shoes and socks. I’m not sexy enough for white pants though, i might need to create a language or two before I can do that.

To be pedantic, that isn’t even right or wrong posture at a computer. The cat one isn’t wrong either.

What they tell you at the big big studios where they have ergonomist and fancy massages, is to change your posture often. Any one posture for a long time is bad, even straight (albeit one that causes the less stress in a given moment).

Because it’s price gouging on top of the flu. Like price gouging and calling it inflation. Asking Denmark for eggs maintains the facade