That’s pretty much the only advantage of getting old.

That’s, like, your opinion, man.

I see what you did there…

I loathe gyms, they are usually full of smelly obnoxious people.

The alternate I found is putting on running shoes, headphones, and go outside.

True, but living in a country where the majority of cars are still manual I can tell you that that myth still stands.

We have electronic injection engines, you can stop with that neutral crap now.

The IBM Thinkpads with butterfly keyboard.

Or the Psion Series 5, but that’s technically a palmtop.

If it was for me I’d welcome with the darker mood, but the game was for my kids.

The Halo series.

I like shooters, so I got the full bundle and I tried hard to like it.

None of the games gave me a lasting impression. The plot didn’t stick with me, the enemies were weird, the guns felt weak and flimsy, the rooms kept repeating in some sections and it got very boring. There were some fun bits with the vehicles, etc., but overall the experience was… pretty much average.

I was expecting something like the Half-Life series, but this wasn’t it.

“Everybody hates you when you’re 23” said some wise punk rocker.

There are a lot of idiots in the world, and some of them are old.

Old people may seem angry because they’ve seen a lot of crap and it just keeps coming in new, unexpected forms.

That reminded me that Sonic Unleashed was the only game I ever got refunded.

I bought the game to play with my kids, expecting a colorful and fun Sonic game. I quickly realized it was quite different, much more violent than I expected. So I traded it for Sonic Colors, which was a bit more kid friendly.

No typo, apparently fealty is similar to fidelity in English, which is not my native language. Sorry about that.

That’s one typo that actually makes this less bad.

I’ll upvote any PUSA reference, but I agree that a lot of lyrics seem meaningless, as they refer to bugs and balloons and whatever. Or are they?

Anyway, the music is great if you like rock, and I’ll take lyrics about Matchbox cars over lyrics about bitches and bling.

Well, for starters, games are going to get more expensive.

That is their prerogative. Mine is not buying overpriced games.

I’m surprised nobody posted the surprised_pikachu.gif yet.

Azeitona in portuguese, so yes, it probably came from arabic.

The tree is called oliveira, and the oil is called azeite.

Being young sucks.

Being old is not so great, either.

Being dead sucks more, so… yeah.

You can choose any colour, as long as it’s black.

I have the end credits of both Portal games in my playlist. I think we can agree those are some of the best credits in gaming history.

Queijo (pronounced ‘keijo’)