I just don’t understand anticheat or copy protection on PvE games. I can understand it if you don’t want to play against a cheater, but this is a cooperative shooter.

That’s metal as fuck! I don’t own any Pride Month merch, but want everything I own to have this on it.

“Pick the right blade.” Santoku. The answer is Santoku.

Oh because he totally respects the court. Turns out he found a hack where you can just ignore what the courts say with no repercussions.

No duckroll?

More like Lazier-Jet.

Melissa McCarthy does that for me. It’s getting better, but for the longest time I’d see an interview with her about some project and she’s funny, charming, intelligent, and convinces me to check it out. Then I would watch the thing and it’s like “Haha fat girl poopoo fart.” .

I mean, if the politician does what you like, what does it matter the colour they wear?

I’ve been Linux only since 2016, after a decade of "trying " to move over. I do still have a partition for the increasingly rare event that I need something MS, which so far has been one class in my University that required a lockdown browser for a test.

It’s a pretty bold move to advertise the inclusion of a key logger in your OS.

If no-one stops him, then the US only has itself to blame.

The tangerine pufferfish has an incredible ability to say a thing enough that it becomes true enough to happen.

Man, remember when popes lasted longer than my computer upgrades?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

My tap and die set sit on a shelf, my lathe is in the shop. I’ve dropped my hammer from 150 feet because the tether broke and the most upsetting part was climbing the ladder down and back up.

It depends on whether you view it as a lathe or a hammer. My nice computer is at home, my computer that I sit in the park under a tree and code on, then set it on the grass while it compiles is in my bag.

So I started going to University recently, and the amount of people I’ve had actively chastise me for how I treat my laptop has been shocking.

This is a tool to get things done, it’s not some precious gem, I bought a cheap laptop with the expectation that it’s going to get gross and crusty and I’ll have to hose it down once a year, I’m going to wing it around and drop it and clean the screen with my sleeve.

I never knew this was a thing until my 30’s, I just had little boxes covering the margins of all my notebooks.

It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for them.

I look forward to a virtual road trip my 86 Hyundai Pony.

That lawyer would do anything for a client.

That’s not a movie that you can make TV appropriate.

I have a lot of issues with the French legislation, but I understand why it exists. It’s not about me, and it’s not about American businesses either!