He’d be pissed off constantly if he could read

They worked out that “The Art of the Deal” means “agree to my deal right now, or I will shit the bed”.

If you just don’t get in the bed you’re fine.

Simon Jenkins, one time optimist, forever a cunt.

You’re welcome pug, I love looking at low quality pixels.

That man isn’t fit for military service, he doesn’t even like killing babies!

This will surely complete the final step of the master plan - the world craves those superior American made goods.

People say we are all on a list for using Lemmy, but this one in particular needs to be on more lists.

Most expensive Big Mac meal ever

So they DO want to be the 51st state after all

Now the whole country can enjoy golden showers all year round.

Lads, is being foreign woke?

but it wasn’t woke!

If it wasn’t for Kirk banging his way around the galaxy, it would have been.

If I’ve learned anything about the US justice system it’s that it is pointless to prosecute rich people. They will just get convicted of and then still get off scot free for rape, treason, insurrection etc.

Well one has “Natural juices” and the other is “Frick quality” and the website is inaccessible from my country, so I can only assume it is unnatural.

You have just insulted everyone in Chicago.

You’re right, as a group of people they prefer the term American Indian, but I’m not going to go and say “your should ask the Indians about that” because that sounds as stupid as whatever your argument is.

Which was I think about using “native” instead of “indiginous”, which are literally synonyms in the context.

Personally I had never heard of babka, but looks so delicious I want to sit and eat that whole thing with a big pot of coffee.

This looks like she’s trying to wash out some horrifically large spider eggs and seems to be revelling in their staying power.

That’s just an English breakfast to go

You should ask Native Americans about that