Ioughttamow

But there’s 5 rocks?

If you squish just 2, you’re guaranteed a positive kd ratio

Wait… is he going to pee on us?

WHAT 9000!?!

Vegeta, what does the scanner say about his cancer level?

Tariffying

Crusty jugglers

If he’d been named Angus, he’d be kernel Angus

They may need a second round of hot lead injection, first didn’t take

Oh thank goodness, my youngest was born a year ago

Oh wow, I thought they were serious

Me:can we have sleepy Joe Biden? Mom: we have sleepy Joe Biden at home Sleepy Joe Biden at home: this jackass

It’s not death panels, it’s the market telling you to die

Haha, there’s one specific ringtone that still gives a small pang of panic when I hear it, and it’s been almost a decade since Ive been out of collections. I largely used the dispute option off of creditkarma, though that might have been before intuit bought them, so I don’t know if it changed.

I don’t think the clock resets if the debt is sold. Just if you make certain actions on it, though I can’t remember the particulars right now and the state you reside in will matter

Edit: ah ok Ukraine, I’m not sure, but good luck, you’ve got this. Screw those vultures

Pretty old to be covered in bees

Haha, I have adhd, so I’m immune!

You guys be careful! You make Petey cry again and he’ll dump another fighter jet in the drink! Ah drink, could use another whiskey

How jigsaw is allowed to walk free in public is beyond me

Oh perfectly reasonable then

So glad I quit. Think it’s been 5 years now. Not precisely sure why but I don’t get cravings and usually feel revulsion when thinking about it, which is different from my first quit attempt