FlakesBongler [they/them]

Ha ha ha it's funny how shitty the Imperium is. Now I'll just sit here and do exactly the same things an Imperial Serf does until I die

A closed mind is the greatest defense

Of course I could be persuaded to believe in things that aren’t true

I used to believe the United States was a good country

We should put them in the LHC so they can see for themselves

The Chinese discovered all five elements ages ago

Unfortunately, some of the more fundamentalist groups are going to see this as another sign the LHC is of the Devil

I once had a beer that was brewed with what they claimed was over 1,000 Snickers bars in every batch

It poured thick and tasted like chocolate and peanuts

It also cost almost $10 a can, but on the other hand it was also 10% ABV, and I get drunk real easy so it kind of evened out

You got to get the beer with stuff in it if you want beer to taste different

Hell yeah, that’s cool

Oh no, whatever will we do without FartMaster’s support?

Okay, i love you buh-bye

Everyone who disagrees with me is fake

A sane and rational way to view the world

I mean the Ukrainians aren’t winning fast enough either

Real loser behavior

They haven’t even considered how children over 7 can contribute to the fight!

Nice thought-terminating cliché you got there

Be a real shame if someone were to tell you

I’ll put it like this

Chicago suburbs

Wal-Mart may legitimately be the only actual grocery store nearby

That and Wal-Mart has a reputation for being the cheapest option (which is not true, at least for a lot of stuff. Canned vegetables are probably the only thing Wal-Mart will actually save you money on)

Hell, where i live, I either drive the 20 minutes to Wal-Mart or do my grocery shopping at the 7/Eleven or the slumlord grocery store where they’ll sell you expired shit at three times the price

That’s a lot of words to say “I’ve decided I don’t like you, so I’m going to cast aspersions”

My rebuttal:

Hey, are you saying you wouldn’t do something about concentration camps?

Because it really seems like you’re fine with concentration camps

Great episode

“This child’s indifference was so great, it made me want to take a razor and slit my own throat”

But it will never get into an accident!