Fuckin’ beer, dude. You kiddin’ me?

I wonder where we would be today if that teenager aimed 6 inches to the right

Dumpster chickens

Don’t have high expectations of the first session, they usually just ask a million questions due to legalities. The second session is when the fun starts.

That video first gave me the heebies and then shortly after gave me the jeebies.

Stop telling me what to do.

Trumpers are not always religious.

What’s difference between jelly and jam? I can’t jelly a gerbil up my ass.

If there’s a civil war, Michigan will quickly be appropriated to Canada.

I live in Michigan, and it’s anecdotal because I tend to surround myself with secular people, but I find this hard to believe.

I think fisticuffs is different than Greco-Roman wrestling and alcohol was involved.

Personally, my goal in life is to never fight anyone for any reason. However, it has happened in my youth. I was at a party in college and a guy tried to rip the door off my friend’s oven. I told him to stop and he said no, so I got between him and the oven. He swung at me and hit my forehead. I grabbed his shirt and pulled him outside. I kind of blacked out, but I remember pounding his face. I remember seeing him in the school newspaper a week or two later. He won an intramural wrestling tournament and they had his picture in the paper. He had a gnarly black eye in the picture.

Hockey rink. I play 2 nights a week. There’s a solid community there. Also, the pizza place/bar around the corner. Our neighbors and friends are always there. I can just pop in and talk to whoever is there about the neighborhood.

"Listen, you droopy-jawed sack of shit. Every poorly thought out, caveman grunted word that leaves your cat shit smelling mouth is filled with such bullshit that you could fertilize a farm that would feed the country of North Macedonia for a decade. Now sew up your rock-salt looking crusty lips, so no one has to hear you spew your lies likes they are a fire hose draining a tank full of your crippling insecurities. "

Season 3 was a miss for me. Kind of boring and the story didn’t really progress. I was hoping season 4 would be a redemption, but it doesn’t sound that way. I guess I’ll just have to watch reruns of Kitchen Nightmares.

“Oh, you left reddit for Lemmy? Welcome! Enjoy the conversations about reddit.”

There was a Mighty Ducks show on One Saturday Morning on ABC. It was about these alien ducks that play hockey but also are kind of superheroes. Good show.

I work for Squeaky Farms, and I’m done being silent about this. That “Genuine Animal Milk” they sell to our children? That’s rat milk.

It’s fine so long as you are white and rich.