The only bit of the title I can fully get behind is this:
Target CEO.
Target CEO 🎯🎯

Greedy pricks like this should live in fear.

She’s always been a hussy 🤤

Why are you putting clean plates under a pile of toilet paper?

Wait, Marge is a hotwife?
Brb, I’m, err, going to look for…things? unrelated to this conversation.

*2025
Ftfy

Hell, 2016 would be even better.

Born in the USA wasn’t about tRUMPs wife…

Ha, that will never happen.
Next you’ll be telling me they’ll elect a rapist reality TV star failed businessman who has numerous casino bankruptcies under his belt!!! Impossible.

Exactly. Where I used to work there was a greasy cafe type place around the corner and the baps got wider the more stuff you ordered. If you ordered the Full Monty the burger bap was wider than my head. MY HEAD.
You’re damn right I would order it every time I went in. It was glorious…and very unhealthy, but also glorious.

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Only the breathing part.

Too busy looking at the penis like me, yeah?
…
Right?..right!!!

Did someone say children? Anyways, on a compleeeeetely (😏😏) unrelated note…what sort of blackmail info do you think putin has on him?

I’m not a diplomat, or a billionaire tech genius/idiot. I’m just the average fool but even I know not to fall for the honeypot.
It’s a classic of the ages.

It must be one of the oldest tricks in the book that’s been used for literally decades. If Felon Mucks fell for that old chestnut then, amazingly, he’s even more daft than I thought he was.

No, it’s called myED. It’s almost the same but not as firm as it used to be…

He’s the 47th puppet…sorry, ahem, ‘president’.
86 the 47

Here’s the thing, absolutely nothing will happen to them because…well, americans.
Americans voted tRUMP in not once, but twice. TWICE!!.
How far gone does a populace have to go to do that just the once? Then do it again…?

Also, laughingly, they had four years in between those elections to not only live through the dangerous and embarrassing shit that the Fat Useless Cunt did the first time in office. Yet did nothing to prosecute him for his obvious treason.
Why obvious? He had a fax machine in a toilet, next to boxes of stolen top secret documents. That’s a fucking FAX MACHINE, IN a fucking unlocked TOILET, next to BOXES of TOP SECRET documents.

Nor did they do much of anything to stop the obvious Russian Puppet from running again.

Christ, he once said he could shoot someone in the street and nothing would happen. I’ll go one better, I think he could rape a child on the street and not only would nothing happen, he would get cheered on whilst doing it.

People after ww2 had the backbone, the strength, the anger, and the tenacity to go after the horrible men who ‘just followed orders’, and those that gave the orders.
When you think of the average american do you think backbone? Strength? Tenacity? I know I don’t. I mean, I did, at one point, but then 2016 happened and…

No. Some will do a peaceful protest on a weekend. Then think they’ve done their part. And then blame everyone else for it all whilst shrugging their shoulders. They are fucked, and if they do nothing then they deserve it.

Check the local toilets. Maybe a urinal broke and they needed a replacement quickly?

That half-pipe in the graph looks very tempting. I can’t wait until I’m 80 so I can be a cool skateboarder again.

86 can mean to get rid of
47 can mean that fat useless result bribed orange racist rapist turd

An uprising, unfortunately.

I know it won’t be peaceful protests at the weekends.
History has shown that dictators and authoritarians, etc, don’t give a crap about those things. They laugh at them.
And that they don’t and won’t stop, or leave, peacefully.

The people of the us have two basic options: fight it or accept it.