We have a Posh Mike at work.

I don’t even think he’s called Mike.

It’s because Donald can’t envisage the supply chain for anything more complex than a Trump flag or a MAGA hat.

In his mind, housewives can be knocking iPhones out in Bumfuck, Mississippi.

Shut up and give us your gay money.

Any non-car related spending is a “war on motorists”.

Seemingly half the country think that millionaire man-of-the-people Nigel Farage will be the one to lead us to the sunlit uplands, and the only position he’s never flip-flopped on is bringing back smoking in pubs.

We are doomed.

If your game requires a server for single player content, I ain’t buying it.

I’m not paying full price and getting a rental.

It had to be photoshopped because who the fuck eats peas with pie and chips?

Mushy peas, maybe.

The UK can barely get high speed rail going to Birmingham where they’ve already got tracks. The rest of HS2 got cancelled.

I don’t see how the same thing under the sea would ever get done.

Plus trains here are more expensive than planes for no reason whatsoever other than greed.

Because of course it’s Ryanair.

Oh, you want a seat? That’s an extra £50. Each. Both ways. Go fuck yourselves.

The EU needs to regulate the fuck out of that shitbag company.

You don’t get to choose. The numbers go into a spreadsheet. An answer comes out.

Can we ban the “Pay to have privacy” option as well.

Fuck every site that tries to pull that shit.

I can’t wait to see a man run 100 meters in 8 seconds before his heart explodes on the finish line.

So saving a page.

The fuck is a “read it later” service? Bookmarks?

Where are these kids getting these ideas?

That only works if you’re already fantastically wealthy.

If they even live long enough for that. Most of the hospitals were bombed.

Latest figures are that 61,700 have been killed in Gaza since Oct 7th 2023, so a bit of napkin maths suggest we are 3% of the way towards peace in Gaza through the IDF’s preferred method.

Well, unless you fucked up the choices near the end. Really not fond of CDPR’s habit of that.

Yours for just 50,000 Fortnite Funbucks.

Ban paint

Exactly, kitchen knives are used because they’re readily available.

Screwdrivers can be used to stab just as effectively.

However, I have a solution. Make the handles gay rainbow coloured. No self respecting gang member is going to carry a batty knife.