Your link is from an event in 2022. Not sure if there is a newer situation with similar circumstances.

The man should’ve had a bullet hole in his forehead.

What is this, a crossover episode?

Seems like a strawman argument.

So you’re saying it’s not fixable?

Thanks for the reminder to flush the group head.

Just print this Lemmy thread as your proof of purchase, she’ll have to believe you.

Sold. No takesie backsies on your promise.

You drive a hard bargain. I’ll accept the offer if you also promise to never stop believing in yourself. Otherwise you end up selling broken flying carpets at blowout prices.

If you buy it and don’t want to bring it back to its former flying glory, that’s fine by me. It does look pretty sexy though.

I may have picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

I went over and tried to count, but lost track after I ran out of fingers and toes…so there are at least 20 threads.

I’ll accept that, but you sound like a

Really

Eager

Person

OverReacting to

Totally

Everyday

Discourse

Fair point, guess you can’t trust anyone these days. I’ll keep that in mind the next time someone tries to sell me something.

On a side note, I’m off to go look at a talking fish that someone has for sale.

It doesn’t fly, sorry for not including that in the original description… Oh wait, I did.

Meh, you’ll probably be fine. I believe in you.

They need to catch you first.

Now that you mentioned it, I vaguely recall the original owner had a motor attached. He mentioned it wasn’t needed and didn’t include it in the sale. Because of this, I’m unable to pass it along.

I once folded up a dollar bill in to a paper airplane and threw it in to the Grand Canyon, so that’s probably my most bottom dollar.

Speaking of the Grand Canyon, that would be a good place for someone to test this flying carpet.

Not a lot of interest yet, so it’s still available. Guess nobody else believes either.

It can if you believe in it enough (spoiler, I didn’t believe enough).